Friday, November 27, 2009

Travel 101: 'Jewel of India' Itinerary + Tips

Well, I've been asked time and time again ... {sigh} It's really not-all-that-exotic and alien.

It's just Incred!ble India
and frankly that's where ALL the fun begins ... and never leave you for a lifetime.

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With India, you either HATE it or LOVE it; no two ways about it. This in itself is an important caveat. I am sharing my quick-and-dirty past itinerary with some contacts and tips covering the 'Jewels of India': Agra (Taj Mahal of course!), Delhi, Jaipur and Jodhpur for all those that have requested.

{ Although technically Agra is situated in Uttar Pradesh and both Jaipur and Jodhpur are in Rajasthan, many people will for a matter of simplicity term this circuit as 'Rajasthan'. }

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the ITINERARY
 
9th January (Day 1)
off to DELHI
Flight MH290 | KUL 6:40 pm  DEL 9:50 pm

10th and 11th January (Day 2 and 3)
around DELHI 

12th January (Day 4)
Delhi - AGRA 
2880 Taj Express | DEL (NZM) 7:15 am  AGRA CANTT (AGC)
AC Executive Seats - Cost MYR 25.00
Hotel Amar Yatri Niwas - Cost MYR 380 ++

13th January (Day 5)

14th and 15th January
Agra - JAIPUR (Day 6 and 7)
4863 Marudhar Express | Agra Fort (AG) 6:15 am  JAIPUR (JP)
AC 2nd Class - Cost MYR 33.00
Hotel Bissau Palace - Cost MYR 270 ++ 

15th and 16th January
Jaipur - JODHPUR (Day 7 and 8)
2307 HWH-JU Express | JAIPPUR (JP) 00:15 am  JODHPUR JN (JU)
AC 2nd Class - Cost MYR 58.00
Krishna Prakash Heritage   - Cost MYR 475.00 ++  
Balsamand Lake and Garden 

17th January
Jodhpur - DELHI (Day 9)

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for {tips} + my POV
 
around DELHI click HERE
AGRA {+ Fatehpur Sikri} click HERE
for JAIPUR click HERE

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Travel 101: around DELHI {tips} + my POV


around DELHI

As I sat back and thought for a moment and was gonna start off with something like this:

{this is gonna sounds extremely boring} but places of interest that you should visit are Humayun Tomb, Qutub Minar, Safdarjung Tomb, Purana Qila, Lal Qila, Rashtrapati Bhavan, Nizamuddin Dargah, ...

and blah blah blah... blah blah, I realised that Delhi has lots of dome shaped buildings! Mosque, tombs, Sikh gurdwara, mausoleum, and more tombs.  Plus a big fort and 1/8 of the Bahai temples in the world.


Photo © Penelope Gan - All Rights Reserved - Jama Masjid


Having been to most of the places mentioned above and more, first and foremost as a tourist on my maiden visit, and later an observer and finally a "photographer" (note the " " ) ... my routine has been such:
  1. get a vain Rs150 temporary tattoo (henna / Mehendi) in Sarojini Nagar (locals pay Rs10-50)
  2. snake through the lanes, chaos and madness of Chandi Chowk in the mornings and enjoy the evening strolls in Lodhi Garden - aye! aye! the benefits of living in the area
  3. talk about 'how I survived a Canon 1D Mk II snatch-thief situation in Palika' every time I trample above it (yeah, I shoot with Nikon, so Canon is a separate story)
  4. curse the over-priced over-cooked and stale food and flat coffee in Khan Market and Connaught Place, then swear I'll never return - ha!
  5. sip and savour great tea in Sunder Nagar ... though my main reason to go to Sunder Nagar are the antique shops!
  6. hang out in Eatiopia then, crock head at an angle, frown till eye brows meet and make out the 'art' pieces on display
  7. stock up on books in Janpath and touristy trinkets in Dilli Haat
  8. eat loads of sweets!!! 
  9. visit every single Indian state's Bhawan's canteen for good, cheap, authentic food
  10. get onto train or bus to go somewhere else
But all in, I seriously still don't get Jama Masjid... hence my MUST go destination every time, though it's on my way to stocking up on dried apricots, figs and vanilla pods.

Jama Masjid is the largest mosque in the Asia Pacific region and was built by Shahjahan, the 5th Mughal Emperor of India, who also built the Red Fort (Lal Qila) across the road and the Taj Mahal in Agra (just in case you didn't know ... and oh, do visit the Night Show at Lal Qila for the whole mumbo-jumbo story of the sons, nephews, concubines, water mellons - I am serious!).

The open courtyard of the mosque is impressive, measuring approximately 100 meter square.  If not for the 32 quirky looking steps chiseled from red sandstones with white painted stripes, the mosque's intimidating huge gateway right at the top of the steps gives you a feeling of being looked down by Shahjahan himself. The prayer hall is a marvel with a magnificent facade of eleven arches, being topped off by three domes which are richly ornamented and has black and white marble stripes. The atmosphere and feeling is somewhat surreal if you can get past the fluttering pigeons and poo pockmarked floor.

But I don't get the no shoe policy!
I mean, I get the no shoe policy in mosque. Period.
But honestly, what difference does it make when every square inch of the courtyard is covered with pigeon poo? And wouldn't stepping barefooted all over pigeon poo prior to entering the internal arches and prayer area worse than removing one's shoe before entering the non-poo zones?
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Travel 101: AGRA {tips} + my POV

AGRA {+ Fatehpur Sikri}
We were greeted by an eager young man - Gunddu - and decided to charter his car to Fatehpur Sikri, a UNESCO Heritage Site, 40 km west of Agra. Spluttering 200 metres from the Agra Cantt train station, the car came to a perpetual halt 1 km later. Reason? 
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.Photo © Penelope Gan - All Rights Reserved

Despite the false start, we arrived in Fatehpur Sikri slightly over an hour upon leaving  Hotel Amar Yatri Niwas, an over-priced business-hotel with basic amenities which decor must has been something back in the '80s but is now painfully dated and tarnished over years of poor maintenance.

Passing acres and acres of yellow coloured rape seed (canola) fields, not once we came across dancing bears that would have greeted me with both mixed feelings of glee {of seeing a bear} and sorrow {bears in captivity dressed in hideous frills, lace and organza, forced to perform and humour senseless tourist!}.

Fatehpur Sikri in itself is a ghost city, even beyond the grounds of the ruins that spreads out as far as the eye can see. Constructed predominantly from red sandstones that was quarried from the same rocky hills in which it is built upon, the buildings fails to impress at first glance, blending in with the surroundings. However, on closer inspection the impressive restoration works, Fatehpur Sikri contains elements of Persian, Hindu, Jain and Islamic designs. It's wide space, void of anyone, coupled with countless numbers of pillars, gave me a overcast feeling of insecurity - that of losing my travel partner in this huge fortified ghost city...   

Returning to Agra just before sunset, we had dinner at Jupiter's (an overpriced place with the best naan we ever tasted) and was brought to a few tourist handicraft joints around Agra, where I naturally succumbed and bought silver, turquoise and ruby jewelry {gulp}.

Being geographically attuned, we quickly learned that Agra is a really small town, contrary to every single tourist tout's claims. With that in mind, our brain storming session that night centered around  (1) "how do we get rid of Gunddu and compensate him?" since we had agreed to hire him for 2 full days, followed by (2) why did we need to tip 4 men to set up an extra bed which is expected in a triple room or rather why did it take 4 men to set-up the extra bed in the room which nobody ended up sleeping on as it was too flimsy. Anyways, we were too excited to be bothered - after all tomorrow we will be heading to the Taj Mahal - yes! another UNESCO Heritage Site to tick off my list of UNESCO Heritage Sites in the world to visit.
You could be as kiasu (incomprehensible sense of overt competitiveness) as us...
First, we literally ran all the way from the Hotel Amar Yatri Niwas lobby to the ticket booth of Taj Mahal at 4:50 am - slight delayed since I am totally not a morning person and WT had some issues coaxing me out of my slumber. Note that 4:50 am on a January morning in Agra IS cold. Agra's typography literally 'opens' it to all elements, making the wee hours of the morning and nights unbearably cold and the afternoon scorching hot.

Being at the ticket office at 5:00 am in the morning ensures that you are the first party to arrive, making depositing your belonging, getting your surgical shoe, bottled water and being thoroughly scan by armed guards a painless and speedy exercise. Oh, the surgical shoe and bottled water is included in the steep (by India's standard) Rs 970 tickets. Prices may have soared further... please check rates.


.Photo © Penelope Gan - All Rights Reserved

As an early bird, this also translates to GREAT photo opportunities and angle ... which till this day I regret not charging enthusiastic, over zealous and desperate tourist  (Japanese in particular) who asked me to step aside for a moment for them to take their shot!  

{To read more about me + my Taj photos click HERE for my previous blog entry.}

Second, we deliberately spent 5 hours in Taj Mahal to price down the per minute rate since the entrance fee was exorbitant by Indian standards. First one-and-a-half was waiting in anticipation to see the dome glow a pinkish hue as the sun rose - I highly suspect the observer wore pink tinted sunglasses or either the sun wasn't in enough fury to cast red glows on the white marble dome.

This was followed by another hour-and-a-half wandering the grounds looking for the architectural details that have been written about and pondering over them - second guessing at the same time if we indeed found the correct architectural details.

The remaining two saw us loitering around, wearing a painful expression before we finally admitted that it was time to cut loses and attend to our rumbling tummies ... so, down the hill we went imagining the hot croissants dripping with honey and fresh ground coffee in the Costa Coffee place tucked beside the hotel, that made our hotel choice by pure coincidence a GREAT choice!

Just when we thought we had gotten rid of Gunddu via the Hotel Manager with a hefty tip ... oh boy were we wrong! There he was at the foot of the hill with a huge grin on his face.  WTH?!? Thank god for WT - my saviour - he took charge of the situation and confronted Gunddu ... and renegotiated a new deal. It was clear we were stuck with him for the day and he had sneakily taken the generous tip.

Adamant not to spoil my Costa Coffee brunch, I went on with my croissant-coffee mission, marching at great speed.
{gulp}
Coffee is fine.
But do NOT consume the croissant regardless of any reason or urge. This warning is to be taken as seriously as the Radioactive signs in Chernobyl.

After more rounds of touristy shops where I was forced to look at hand woven carpets, wool carpets, hand sewn rugs ... inlaid marble pieces, carved marble sculpture, silver trinkets, mirrored fabric artwork (why on earth in Agra when it's a Rajasthani handicraft???) ... we were finally dropped-off and freed from Gunddu at Agra Fort, yet another UNESCO Heritage Site.

Agra Fort was definitely the highlight of my Agra trip. I mean this is a walled palatial CITY!!! It's size  is impressive. Period.

Despite the scorching Agra sun, I enjoyed every square inch of the place - walking through 4 generations of great builders. 4 great historical time lines with extremely diverse architectural style and influences.

In all, Agra Fort (I can not  emphasize enough) is definitely a MUST, even more so than the Taj Mahal if you were to ask my humble opinion. The Taj, like the Mona Lisa is merely a MUST see because it is the Taj Mahal (eyes rolling) ... but really, read between the lines here ... it ranks in the Mona Lisa league, whereby it fails miserably in meeting one's expectation. So, keep your expectations, illusions, vision in check before running to the Taj gates like we did!

Oh, also if someone tells you if you've seen the Lal Qila (Red Fort) in Delhi, you can give the Agra Fort a missed, I'll recommend the opposite unless you are really hard pressed with time. The Lal Qila is child's play compared to the Agra Fort.
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Travel 101: JAIPUR {tips} + my POV

JAIPUR
ahhh... the Paris of India does indeed live up to the grotty, unpleasant Paris, France I know! Possibly one of my worst experience during this entire trip. Why?

Firstly, this has again to do with unmatched expectations.

The Hawa Mahal .... hmmm... the much raved about Hawa Mahal (...well, how do I put it?) is a 'wall'. And not a very big one, mind you. After visiting all the walled-city and forts, this is truly a disappointing wall, and I am being extremely generous and polite here.

OK. Look. The Hawa Mahal is ONLY 5 storey high and stretches less than 50 paces across. Viewing this unusual structure from the side, it becomes evident that its has no residential purpose reinforcing the feeling that it's merely a very hole-ly wall (or screen) rather than a palace. Add in the apparent lack of ornamentation on its inner face coupled by huge characterless masses of pillars leading to the 5th floor of this 'wall', the  overall experience for me was ... well, bizarre and plain ugly. 


.Photo © Penelope Gan - All Rights Reserved

Having seen hundreds of photo of the wall - full frontal (like this one I took) - I had imagined it to be a fascinating ornate bees' nest look alike that stretches on and on and on...

In reality, to do justice to the 'wall' one has to angle the camera - since the wall was built following the elevation of the ascending hill, stand across the street and painfully crop off all the homeless ladies and toddles begging at the bottom of the wall. If you had imagined it to be a haveli ... well, it's just a wall. A screen really to allow the ladies in the harem to watch the outside world go by while protecting them from being seen by the outside world.

As if the 'wall' wasn't bad enough, the pink-obsession of the city is really a turn-off unless you are into Barbie Dolls. Oh well, I had 6 Barbies growing up and a  huge Barbie house complete with appliances etc... but this is really stretching the pink-obsession.

Sure... it's called the Pink City but ... listen, it's not the 'pink' sandstone colour of the Hawa Mahal that surrounds you, but Pink Panter Dulux emulsion paint pink, which one can only muster a guess is the Prince of Wales' favourite colour!

On the whole, Jaipur was congested, dusty, dirty and unruly with barely clothed children, pigs, cows, Sadhu alike loitering the streets. And if it weren't for our heritage hotel -  Hotel Bissau Palace - our sanctuary, we would have fled Jaipur hours upon arriving, which on hindsight could have been a good thing as we slept through our connecting train to Jodhpur... in the comforts of our 'palace' beds.

{To read about this experience click HERE - "The 'palace', the train + (oops!) Jodhpur"}

We never made it despite finally locating a cyber cafe in Jaipur to change the hotel bookings, train tickets etc. Jaipur sapped our energy and when they tell ya' the cyber cafe is 500 metres away it means ... 5 miles away. ... coz by the time you had stopped the 10th person who says 500 metres ...well, you do the math. 
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Thursday, November 26, 2009

it was a S.A.D. day yesterday

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. archaic . unearthly . bizarre . weird . peculiar . freakish . uncanny .

I was requested to be present for a business lunch. I was told who was hosting it. A rather prominent individual I've had brief professional interaction with over work matters in the not so distant past. He's been talked about in my presence on many occasions. In fact many of which were solely directed to me. Good stuff. Merits points. Some bits of personal information et cetera ...

Typical Penelope fashion, I never thought much about it. So, when I was told to 'tag' along for lunch, well, like a subservient subordinate I went along cursing under my breath as I didn't fancy walking 300 metres in the middle of the day, more so in my lime green trimmed turquoise blue toe pinching Maxazria heels that matches my Turkish turquoise necklace. Also I have been attempting to lose weight after a week of management retreat-type sessions in what has been rumoured to be my family's hotel! {not} I just happened to be there soooo much, to the extend where my computer support contractors are commenting about my imminent need for immediate intervention in the form of fat burner tabs + 2 hours brisks walks around the KLCC park. When guys tell you that ... well, you are in trouble. You are FAT.

Anyways, forgive discursive Penelope - I can't help it!
{why am I talking in the 3rd voice??? anyways stay focus Penelope!}

Lunch started off well, although I had to recover within nanoseconds when I heard him saying:
"I am sad. You know S.A.D. Single. Available. Desperate."

I decided it was just blabbering in an attempt to get the conversation going. But soon a dark cloud of suspicion hung over my head when the conversation centered around his career history, his passion, his past time, his habitual patterns, his green tea, his yoga classes, his movie preferences, his siblings ...

Hang on! {eye balls shifts towards top right hand side}
This is not normal for a professional business lunch. And am I detecting flirtations here? Oh well, not between me and him, but between the boss who's seated next to me and him. Man... I am a Libran.We PERFECTED the art of flirtation... this is really lame.

But wait a minute!
Now I am totally confused. Why are they flirting? And yet 'selling' him?

In any case despite the "S.A.D" incident and "I love romantic LOVE stories", he was really a nice bloke in every sense of the word. A nice change from the macho arseholes I end up with (usually) ... but hey! RASH just resurfaced my infatuation with a person I know nothing of this week - Banksy.
: D

I am afterall the living definition of:
. archaic . unearthly . bizarre . weird . peculiar . freakish . uncanny .
uh huh
more so than the set-up 'blind' date I had with the boss sitting there.


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

a thot occured to me just as ...

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I was updating my photoblog a few moments ago.
I was researching for a quote to finish off the blog entry. ya' know - a 'closure'.
Short and sweet. And I found this:

"It's a very frustrated feeling you get when the only people with good photos of you work are the police department."
Banksy

{Banksy, I would gladly take GREAT photos of your work any day... and I solemnly promise not to reveal your identity ... think about it, what fun would it be to have the cat out of the bag?}



For those who do not know who Banksy is...  he's one of the notorious, audacious, cardiac-arrest-causing-man-you-could-bring-home-to-your-parents that Penelope is in love with ...
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yes, Banksy is...

a street artist
a poet
a vandal
a genius
a fraud

But what the heck! It's 12:20 am. I've got work tomorrow {yawn}. There's 'wikipedia' and 'google'. You know how that (as in 'wikipedia' and 'google') rolls ... or, you could check Penelope Gan | Photoblog in less than 8 hours on Banksy - sort of.

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how could you not know who Banksy is?
{well, I mean no one really does ... but hey, we're talking about THE Banksy here}
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I'm thinking off...

going "WIDE"... really "WIDE".
...............................................................but how wide is wide? prime or zoom?